July 2010
1 post
May 2010
1 post
April 2010
2 posts
ilan is dead.
February 2010
4 posts
January 2010
5 posts
Listen
November 2009
2 posts
Kid Future for America
ed209:
Dear ED209, I’m afraid my current medical condition is far worse than any of the over-hyped pandemics labeled by the global media in this decade. We as a nation have fallen victim again and again to some of the most tragic and terrifying health risks in generations. From killer bees, to SARS, to H1N1, we have all found ourselves cornered at one time or another like terrified kittens in a...
September 2009
1 post
December 2008
2 posts
November 2008
22 posts
me: yeah let's tour indonesia and get pet monkeys who play in the band also
Max: well just smoke hash all night and send the monkeys out to play the show
Kid Future Explains: Technology
Technology = Bad.
Imagination + Technology = Man
Man + Imagination = Technolgy
“Whenever I hear a song by Kid Future, I feel like something terrible is about to...”
– Editor, Rolling Stone
the fall of the english language:
me: HAHAHAHA
THIS IS SO FUNNY
John: LOL
“Kid Future Is Killing It Today”
– National Geographic
Can't Believe This Hasn't Been Done Before
Kevin: do you want to start a band called the Meatspin Doctors?
August 2008
5 posts
OFFICIAL NEWS:
RTFNK.. no more. Ratfink FOREVER
In the future, there is nothing left to fear...
waksays:
Chronohypochondia: the fear of traveling back in time only to contract a now-curable illness which you die of because your time machine breaks down.
punk rock
May 2008
2 posts
my work here is done
me: i was being serious
not sarcastic
John: oh ok
me: send that motherfucker back to the stone age
John: seriously, when have you ever seen cheese use a stove for something that didnt involve destruction
me: NEVER
March 2008
1 post
kid future is no longer accepting applications for space camp. The winners will be determined next week. The losers will kill the winners.
February 2008
5 posts
Amazing... →